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19 August 2009 @ 09:03 pm
I come to you in need after a long absence  
in need of:

1. a refrigerator that works

2. a large man who is capable of feeding pets twice a day and who likes women and hates other men, who has nothing better to do for the week of burning man than to kick it in my house and be a dick for the sheer delight of it

i have a tenant who is being removed. i am doing everything legally possible but it not possible to force him to leave before sept 12. in the meantime it has degenerated to the point where the cops came out last night to speak with him. i am afraid to be there alone with him and also very afraid to leave him there alone. he is a big, whiney pussy when confronted, and an evildoing malefactor when it comes to doing shit to my home while i'm gone, and an abusive, threatening dickwad when it comes to sending me emails (usually two a day).

please send anyone who may be able to help my way.
 
 
 
Movie Geek: get cartermarc_e_heuck on August 20th, 2009 10:16 am (UTC)
I'm not large but I do like women, hate most men, and have an enormous capacity to be a prick. I don't know if between my work and my own activity I could be around enough to be an effective presence, but I will gladly be an aide-de-camp in the matter.
Alouiciousalouicious on August 21st, 2009 05:26 pm (UTC)
thank you, marc, i appreciate that. if it comes down to it, i wouldn't turn down anyone swinging by a time or two to check the place out but hopefully i'll have this covered soon.
ReverendCharlesreverendcharles on August 20th, 2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
really wish i could be out there to help you with him. you know i'm not very physically intimidating, but you also know i've never let that hold me back.
Alouiciousalouicious on August 21st, 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)
you would be perfect! too bad about that whole new york thing.
i miss you!
Emunimportanthero on November 18th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
psssst.

pssssssst!

is pilomuli. adds me, yes?